Nanaisms

At camp on July 4th
"Nana now, we are at camp, so you have to behave yourself."

"Oh! Don't worry. I won't rape any little boys, here."

"Wow, I feel so much safer, now. Thanks."


At dinner on July 28, 2007.

"Sex is a wonderful thing in marriage. When it's her first time and his, provided he's telling the truth..."

This morning.

"I don't want another husband, I liked the one I had and a new one would be too hard to fix the way I'd want him."